Am watching that awful show CSI, the one set in Las Vegas, the story involves a black woman who has been raped! What is the betting that the suspect is White?
Update!
Oh I’m right! How did I guess That!
Those evil White guys! So unlike blacks! Don’t mention the night stalker.
Irish Tory 
Oh you still watch television? I gave up on that a few years ago and have since amused myself with poorly drawn comics I find on the internet.
Yes, sadly enough, this is actually much more entertaining then most of the twattle found on modern television.